Heaven

Heaven sucks. Don't get me wrong.  If  you're  a human soul, Heaven is fucking awesome. No worries. no fears. No responsibilities.  You float around on a cloud all day, singing and playing those ridiculous fucking harps(It's the 21st Century! Didn't any of you bring guitars?!), then you return every night to your lavish mansions THAT I BUILT FOR YOU!  

Yeah, but what's up with day and night in Heaven? Isn't time without boundary here?

Who said that?! Anyways, like I said, human souls have it made.  

Notice how he says "human". Make him tell you what he does with the "alien"  souls. 

Who is that!? Who is talking?! 
  
Well, you're GOD, you tell me. Or maybe you're just an insane person with a blog and a MASSIVE ego.

O.K. This is getting weird. I'm cutting this short anyways. I got a 2:15 with some angels praising my name most high.

He's actually going to find some porn on the internet. Not that there is anything wrong with that.......
 
Hey! Listen dude! Fuck you! O.K.?! FUCK. YOU. I don't need this! I SEPARATED LIGHT FROM DARK MOTHERFUCKER!  I DON'T NEED THIS!


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!!!

SATAN! I knew it! Fuck you dude! You got me. You got me. Wanna grab some brewskies?


Don't you have an appointment? 2:15 or something?

What? Naw, fuck those guys. It's all day with that "glory most high" bullshit. I need a break.   Let's go.