Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Book of the Month

Our first book in this new, (possibly) continuing series is Karen Armstrong's A History of God. Definitely my favorite biography out there. She really highlights what makes me so god damn popular.

It is a highly detailed account of the 3 major religions, Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. How they are all connected by a single GOD and how they each choose to worship him. Tracing back to the earliest recorded histories of each.

I highly recommend it to everyone, from the most informed theologian to the common man on the street with an interest in where their religion came from.  Published in 1993, it is still the best definitive summary of the History of God.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Laborless Day

Did you get Labor Day off? If so, was it for the holiday or for the lack of having a fucking job?

The First Labor Day

The first Labor Day holiday was celebrated on Tuesday, September 5, 1882, in New York City, in accordance with the plans of the Central Labor Union. The Central Labor Union held its second Labor Day holiday just a year later, on September 5, 1883.
In 1884 the first Monday in September was selected as the holiday, as originally proposed, and the Central Labor Union urged similar organizations in other cities to follow the example of New York and celebrate a "workingmen's holiday" on that date. The idea spread with the growth of labor organizations, and in 1885 Labor Day was celebrated in many industrial centers of the country.  http://www.dol.gov/opa/aboutdol/laborday.htm

It's a day to celebrate the American worker. A rare 3 day weekend for many laborers around the country. A chance to see the day from outside your cubicle. But how many people now wish they were working this Monday? How many people would give up every holiday for the rest of their lives just for chance to actually work?

Labor Day this year isn't a celebration so much as a smack in the face. A reminder of what we've lost more than what we've gained.

I propose a new holiday. Unemployment Day. At least one day out of the year where we actually take unemployment seriously.

Condolences to all those looking for work. Happy Monday. 

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Heaven

Heaven sucks. Don't get me wrong.  If  you're  a human soul, Heaven is fucking awesome. No worries. no fears. No responsibilities.  You float around on a cloud all day, singing and playing those ridiculous fucking harps(It's the 21st Century! Didn't any of you bring guitars?!), then you return every night to your lavish mansions THAT I BUILT FOR YOU!  

Yeah, but what's up with day and night in Heaven? Isn't time without boundary here?

Who said that?! Anyways, like I said, human souls have it made.  

Notice how he says "human". Make him tell you what he does with the "alien"  souls. 

Who is that!? Who is talking?! 
  
Well, you're GOD, you tell me. Or maybe you're just an insane person with a blog and a MASSIVE ego.

O.K. This is getting weird. I'm cutting this short anyways. I got a 2:15 with some angels praising my name most high.

He's actually going to find some porn on the internet. Not that there is anything wrong with that.......
 
Hey! Listen dude! Fuck you! O.K.?! FUCK. YOU. I don't need this! I SEPARATED LIGHT FROM DARK MOTHERFUCKER!  I DON'T NEED THIS!


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!!!

SATAN! I knew it! Fuck you dude! You got me. You got me. Wanna grab some brewskies?


Don't you have an appointment? 2:15 or something?

What? Naw, fuck those guys. It's all day with that "glory most high" bullshit. I need a break.   Let's go.

Friday, September 3, 2010

What a Party!

Democrat or Republican. Republican or Democrat. Which side owns your allegiance? Why did you join this Party? Is it your family's party? Was it the promises they made? Did they hate the things you hate?

The first political parties appeared around the end of the 18th century. The Federalists and The Anti-Federalists(later named the Democratic - Republican Party.). http://edhelper.com/ReadingComprehension_34_26.html

They were mostly split over state's rights and farming vs. manufacturing. Federalists eventually won the battle for the Constitution but their Party was decimated by Anti - Federalist's relentless vote recruiting. Over the next 100 years, many Parties rose up and many quickly disappeared. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_the_United_States



And many, many more. At the dawn of the 20th century, 2 political Parties  became the dominant power in the political system. The latest version of the Democratic Party and, the relatively young, Republican Party. The Democrats have been around almost as long as our country. It has ran the gamut of political ideology, from Anti - Constitution to Libertarian, Pro - slavery to Progressive. Constantly changing to appeal to the America at the time. To stay relevant. Eventually settling in to the Party we all know today. They have taken over the Northern power base abandoned by the Republicans decades ago and promote free trade, business reform, and civil rights.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_(United_States) 

The Republican Party was founded shortly before the Civil War by abolitionists and anti - slavery activists. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_(United_States)   They quickly won power in many parts of the North on their slogan  "free labor, free land, free men". It's anti-plantation, anti-slavery platform appealed to Northern abolitionists and poor Southern farmers losing ground in a "Plantation economy". Lincoln's election cemented their national power status and the decades following the Civil War were mostly under Republican leadership. Somewhere in the middle of the 20th century the Party changed. They became more socially conservative and much more pro business. Many say it was the influx of Dixiecrats into the Party. The Republicans became a more regional Party. A southern Party.

Now that you have a better idea of what you Party is, where it came from, and what it stands for, do you still owe allegiance to your Party? Do they still have allegiance to you? Are they a force for change or an obstacle to progress? Do we even need them? Washington didn't think so. http://avalon.law.yale.edu/18th_century/washing.asp


"All obstructions to the execution of the laws, all combinations and associations, under whatever plausible character, with the real design to direct, control, counteract, or awe the regular deliberation and action of the constituted authorities, are destructive of this fundamental principle, and of fatal tendency. They serve to organize faction, to give it an artificial and extraordinary force; to put, in the place of the delegated will of the nation the will of a party, often a small but artful and enterprising minority of the community; and, according to the alternate triumphs of different parties, to make the public administration the mirror of the ill-concerted and incongruous projects of faction, rather than the organ of consistent and wholesome plans digested by common counsels and modified by mutual interests.
However combinations or associations of the above description may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely, in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion." ~ George Washington. 

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Hole In The Ground

Religion is the oldest ordered system we know of. The first mile marker on the journey to civilization. Burial of the dead, a ritual long believed to have religious grounding, has been discovered as far back as our prehistoric ancestors. The ceremony became more and more elaborate as human society pressed forward and religion and death became more of a central focus of many cultures around the world. Where, how and by who you were buried all became incredibly important. In Ancient Egyptian and Greek cultures, there were procedures required of anyone being buried. Steps to be taken to ensure a safe, uneventful passage to the afterlife.

Egyptians felt all organs except the heart were, most likely, useless in the after life. Only the heart, which they believed housed our emotion and intelligence, was needed for the trip to the other side. All other organs were wrapped and placed in ceremonial, decorative pottery. Great men were buried with their possessions so they would have them in the next life. Egyptians believed in a very material afterlife and their elaborate burials and monolithic pyramid tombs are the lasting example of that.

In Greece, burial was every bit as ceremonial but had much less to do with physical being in the afterlife. All that accompanied the deceased was a small payment for the ferryman Charon, to cross the river Styx into eternity. They didn't build huge pyramids for their mighty kings but their burials were no less a spectacle. Song an dance. Stories shared of time spent. Really resembling an Italian wake more than anything. A celebration of the life lived. Not grieving for the hole left.

Many Native American tribes and indigenous people of the Americas shared common burial traditions. The most important of which was a face up burial. They believed that when "God" came to take you up to your ancestors, if you were not facing the Heavens you would not see him and he would not see you. You would be trapped forever in an Earth limbo. A restless spirit. Restless spirits, the dead who died without dignity, without closure roaming the Earth, is a common theme across many religions. A proper, respectful burial is necessary to allow the person to "Rest In Peace".

Many ceremonies and beliefs about burial from ancient times are still alive and well today. Practiced by many cultures all around the globe. Above all these creeds promote respect for the dead. The care and respect afforded by burial ceremonies conceived, dismissed, and perfected since we were living in caves. The last show of respect and dignity they will receive before returning to the Earth that birthed and nurtured them.

Monday, August 30, 2010

I Hate

It's so much easier to go into everything with low expectations. To be biased against everyone and everything right from the start. You may call that unfair but I call it realistic. There's no reason to expect things to turn out for the best. I mean, how often does shit like that happen?

So i consider myself a realist. not a pessimist. Things only get worse. that's just science. I don't believe in social causes or political action. That shit is old and tired. No one cares. No one gives a fuck anymore. Everyone sees the end coming and they just want theirs while there is still time. I understand though. Life sucks. it just fucking sucks so much. Every single day it's a grand scheme to make it to the next one. Avoid the takers for one more day.

Eventually your time runs out and you die or wish you were dead. Here are the rules for living in this country:

1.Be white.

2.be rich.

That's it. For everyone else it isn't living so much as it is surviving.  So just lower your expectations. Accept that your time has come and gone and you didn't even realize it. Just hate. Don't feel bad about it. you weren't really given a choice.

Some truth